Happy fucking ...

This card is apparently a "large letter".  Miserable bastards.

I had to go and collect it too after they left me a card that suggested I had something important waiting for me.

The postman didn't even knock to see if I was in.  I'm sure they try to avoid confrontation with this kind of festive penny pinching.

However I did get a good dose of Christmas cheer when I popped into Sainsbury's on my way home, where I heard this announcement.  Probably for a dare.

"Having a Christmas party?
We'll save you the mither
Cos we've got party food
Two for a fiver."

Brilliant.